Joe Biden – The Movie

Was anyone else thinking this must be a fictional movie? Here’s a man in declining physical and mental states standing before a backdrop with a made-up name (Office of the President-elect) and a phony symbol (some kind of bird). If that were the beginning of a Hollywood movie, we would probably keep tuned in. But it was real and coughing Joe is now our actual President-elect.

The unifier-elect spent much of his time lecturing his audience on the election and how stupid you are for believing it had its flaws or, dare we say, fraud. Whoever wrote the speech apparently didn’t get Joe’s message about unifying the country. He dissed the 74 million who didn’t vote for him and the many who still believe the cabal of mass media, social media and his political party rigged the election.

Of course, the liar-elect neglected to take any questions at the conclusion of his diatribe against those who would dare to think he was illegitimately vaulted into the most powerful role in the world. Questions many would like answers to. Simple ones like, “What did you think of your office mate, Gongwen Dong?” No press I guess. In their place, the small “d” doctor rushed out to assist the feeble septuagenarian off the stage after waving to…who?

Exit stage right! Sequel to follow.